Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense That creature deals damage equal

That creature deals damage equal to its power to the player

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Set: Vanguard Series Type: Vanguard Rare Cost: Your opponents play with their hands revealed

{T}: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source

Set: Born of the Gods Type: Creature — Human Soldier Common Cost: {2}{W} Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Elite Skirmisher

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense That creature deals damage equalSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."