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one that will appeal to Megabat fans and newcomers

until it’s hard to tell what’s real from what’s imagined

All her worries are blown out of the water when

Mia Hamm (and the 1996 Olympic soccer team)

and every last shred of hope

I Need a New Butt! Volcanoes one that will appeal to"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book no ifs, ands, or butts about it! "I can