Toph, the First Metalbender
First you need the enemy knight Lezales to spawn with the Pisces sign (so he has worst compatibility with Gafgarion), Item for his secondary skillset, and the ability to use Potions unlocked, and then you need to be able to kill everyone else but Gafgarion and Lezales (which itself requires a ton of luck to do before Lezales dies, especially with killing Agrias)
And this god is one of the best Dimir cards overall, so it's also fantastic in the 99
The Big, Bad Wolf shows up and eats one of the opponent's creatures, although, something smaller than himself (defined by having a smaller powernote that you could Giant Growth in response to the enters-the-battlefield effect to allow the Big, Bad Wolf to eat bigger creatures)
Graded PSA 9 Mint
But Secret Rendezvous is just cash money in so many decks