The chance to drop The One Ring on turn 2 is just the nuttiest version of what this thing can do
Please note that there may be white chips, befouls, scratches on the case, etc
You can do better than this (but will enjoy having it in your sideboard in certain matchups)
While Pikachu may be the mascot of Pokmon as a whole, Charizard is most certainly the poster boy for the trading card game
it automatically draws cards for you, calculates any damage taken, pulls life, and generally hits every quality-of-life beat youd want it to
If a creature attacks alone during the second combat phase, all your exalted abilities will trigger again