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Insurrection Description : Insurrection is a sorcery that untaps all creatures and gains control of them until end of turn

Sure, they could spend a little extra mana to waste a burn spell on it after you block, but you still come up on top by having the Curtains absorb a spell instead of your life total

Casting Cost: Card Type: Creature - Elemental Incarnation Power / Toughness: 3 / 4 Card Text: Flash Reach When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order

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This pairs nicely with two other abilities that The Meathook Massacre has, having your opponents lose one life when one of your creatures dies, and gaining one life when one of their creatures dies