Drop it in, snap it shut, done
Thats no exaggeration: it was literally ordered to be destroyed in its entirety
Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre StraitAesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait might be the worst offender, simply allowing you to play a land, draw a card, and then play another land to draw another card
Other good ones I run, apart from what what was already mentioned: All of these have been fine before any sort of Goblin synergy was introduced, and they don't all point at beatdown (though most do), allowing me to keep red interesting
Quite frequently he gets cast as a 4/4 is not too shabby which does make him vulnerable to some white spot removal but otherwise has a quirky kind of hexproof where your opponent is scared of sending him to the graveyard so either halts attacking or chump blocks or takes 4 to the face each turn
Prince Imrahil the Fair Prince Imrahil the Fair is a low-cost commander which makes it easier to get it out early and consistently recast it